Casting · open now
Three shows and fourteen commercials on the television inside the game. You get the whole script, not a paragraph of vibes. The smallest part is a single line, the biggest is eighty-four. Eight are written open — not gendered, just whoever sounds right — so those sit in both packets.
Two packets, split by voice. Both carry the eight open parts, so read whichever you like — or both. Every part lists the character, the voice I'm hearing, the trap to avoid, an audition line, and the full script behind it.
Read the audition line from any part you want. Two or three takes in one file is perfect — different reads, not the same read three times.
WAV or MP3, mono. Any decent USB mic in a closet is fine. Nothing on it: no noise reduction, no compression, no reverb, no music. I add the phone filter, the wind and the helicopter. Leave two seconds of silence at the top so I have your room tone. Name it YOURNAME_CHARACTER.wav.
There's no limit and no penalty for trying. The pool splits by lines that ship, so holding two small parts can be worth more than one big one, and nobody is competing for a fixed number of slots.
No deadline either. I'd rather have the right voice than a fast one. And if you'd rather not audition and just want a part, say which one and why — that works too.
Send auditions here
Discord. That's the only place submissions go — message me, say what you're sending, attach the files. I answer everyone, even when the answer is no.
The deal, honestly
A $2.99 game made by one person with no marketing budget. I'm not going to dress it up — here's the whole arrangement in plain words.